nobody in college gives a shit ive seen peope walking to class in heavy snow in sweats and a tshirt and flip flops ive seen people wear studio headphones in lecture ive heard so many professors curse its really some next level shit and high school did not prepare me for it
I was not prepared for university particularly this one lecturer that would slip in a photograph of fisting into presentations to check we were paying attention
- My Brother: ✦ Is it illegal to expose yourself to a blind person?
- My Brother: ✦ Why is it called a building when it's already built?
- My Brother: ✦ If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
- My Brother: ✦ When something is shipped by ship it's called cargo, but when something is shipped by car it's called a shipment...
- My Brother: ✦ If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular?
- My Brother: ✦ Why is impediment so hard to say when used to describe someone who has a hard time talking?
- My Brother: ✦ What's the speed of dark?
- Me: ✦ -awake forever trying to figure out all the answers-
i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with